Comedian Nikki Glaser is unapologetically sex-positive — onstage and in real life.
“It’s what I was interested in and people would … often dismiss female comics because all they do is talk about their vaginas and sex and it’s so easy,” Glaser, 41, said on the Wednesday, April 8, episode of the “Call Her Daddy” podcast. “It’s easy for me to talk about that, but why would you want me to do something that’s not easy? Do you want to see Paul McCartney play pickleball or something that’s hard for him? Don’t you wanna see him do what’s easy for, you know, a musician to play?”
She continued, “Why do you want me to talk about something that’s clean material, which would be hard for me to do? I don’t know why. I just, at that time of my life, and I always said, ‘As soon as I’m not interested in sex, I’ll stop talking about it,’ and I kind of have, as I’ve gotten older, my libido [has] taken a dive, I do talk about it less.”
Keep scrolling for Glaser’s candid confessions about sex:
Learning About Sex
Nikki Glaser claimed that she wasn’t well-informed about the birds and the bees as a child.
“No one talked about sex when I was coming up,” she said of her childhood. “No one talked honestly about sex. I grew up before podcasting. I would’ve been all over podcasts listening to girls talk, like, have frank conversations about what it’s like to have sex. So when I first started doing comedy, I was just like, ‘I wanna talk about this thing that I’ve been so scared of.’”
Why Nikki Glaser Waited to Have Sex
Nikki Glaser revealed that she lost her virginity when she was 21.
“I didn’t have sex until I was 21 because I was scared,” she said. “I didn’t know [if] I was gonna be bad at it. I was scared I was gonna be bad at it, like, what do you do with a penis? What do they look like? How do you even start kissing a boy? My friends would just hook up and they’d be like, ‘We made out and we, you know, he went down on me,’ and I’m like, ‘But how do you even? Like, he walks in your room, then how do you make out? Who makes the first move? Does he put your hand on your shoulder?’”
According to Glaser, she wanted to know “the mechanics” of sex before ever she experienced the act in real life.
“When I was able to start talking freely about anything into a microphone, I was like, ‘I’m gonna start telling girls like me who are scared, what’s up in there,’” she added.
Glaser also revealed that she was a late bloomer when it came to exploring masturbation.
“I didn’t know,” she told podcast host Alex Cooper. “Sometimes I would scratch my vagina and be, like, ‘That feels good,’ but it was never good enough for me to keep going and figure that out. I feel like I was just desensitized to my body.”
Nikki Glaser Is a Fan of Anal Sex
Nikki Glaser revealed her affinity for anal sex, which stemmed back to when she once sat on a porch railing at her best friend’s house.
“On top of the railing there [was] a bulb, and one time I remember sitting on it and it went up my butt a little bit,” she said. “I was, like, ‘Ah, this feels so good.’ I remember feeling that like, ‘That feels good in a bad way, like, a sick person.’”
Glaser remembered feeling “naughty” for enjoying the feeling of the porch bulb on her derrière.
“I just got a feeling in my butt feeling good, cut to me loving anal sex,” she quipped.
Inside Nikki Glaser’s Relationship with Chris Convy
Nikki Glaser has been dating Chris Convy on and off for 10 years.
“I don’t really care if my boyfriend were to hook up,” she stated. “That is not a two-way street, like, I’m not someone who likes to hook up when I’m in a relationship. I don’t really care about that, but I don’t care if someone else were to.”
Glaser revealed that, when she was 29, she would get “horny” to hear about her then-boyfriend’s past hookups.
“I would ask about all of his girlfriends or anyone he had hooked up with, like, all the details about it and it would really be like foreplay for me,” she said. “I would get revved up talking about it and then at reached a point where he was out of stories. He had gone through all of them.”
Eventually, Glaser heard all of her partner’s stories and told him to “go get some more.”
“I was like, ‘I need you to go out there and just do, just have a flirty moment with someone,’” she said. “Maybe it’s my competitive nature, [but]I want a guy who other girls want. … It’s showing their value that they’re valued by other women because I respect women and women’s opinions.”
She continued, “I want my boyfriend to f*** other women because I just love women so much. I’m such a feminist.”
When Glaser first told Convy about her interest, he thought it was “a trick.”
“He knew that I was a sincere person and I wasn’t a jealous person up until this point, so I don’t think he was getting any of that vibe of like, ‘She’s just trying to test me,’” Glaser said. “It was like, ‘Are you serious? You really want that? OK. How should this happen?’ … [I was like], ‘Just try it and if I don’t like it, we can stop and just don’t kiss her, but see if you could, like, if you get to a place where you’re like, maybe you even go, ‘I can’t, I have a girlfriend.’”
The first time Convy told Glaser about flirting with another woman, she confessed she felt a twinge of “jealousy.”
“I think I felt a little bit sad that maybe she thought there was something with this guy that wasn’t gonna happen,” Glaser recalled. “I’ve been that girl so many times, whether the guy’s lying about having a girlfriend or he’s just casually dating someone and he’s making it seem like it’s not serious, but he’s me leading on and I don’t have a chance. I think that tripped me up a little bit, but I was kinda into it. I really was.”
Nikki Glaser Is Fine With Chris Convy Hooking Up With Other Women
Nikki Glaser said that her boyfriend, Chris Convy, has “done some stuff” with other women.
“He probably wouldn’t appreciate me elaborating on that, but there’s been interesting things that have been really fun for me to hear about,” she said. “He’s 45 and I’m like, ‘Get out there, get some, know that you’re a sexual being again.’ Sometimes I’m too busy to be really sexy, so I’m like, ‘Go out and get some attention.’”
Glaser further believes that she thinks there’s “someone better” for Convy than her.
“I’m a love of his life, but … I just think that he has many loves of his life, probably,” she said. “There’s probably a woman that is so much more compatible for him than me [and] would be so much better, like, truly. I don’t care at all because he’s not gonna meet her, like, what are the odds?”
