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Who said that holiday decorations have to be boring? Not Us! We found 13 side-splitting stockings that bring the holiday cheer in the most funny way. These Christmas stocking are so hilarious, we bet you’ll add them to your mantle ASAP.
Whether you go for slightly-crass humor or Christmas-movie themed decor, you’ll love every one of these stockings. Want a sneak peek? Find options that feature characters like Dr. Seuss’ The Grinch and Replica Luxury Handbag Alone‘s Kevin McCallister, as well as really out there finds, including a Santa riding a dino. Not only are these options unique, they’re also really affordable. Nothing’s over $25, so you can add laughter to your holiday decor repertoire without breaking the bank.
13 Funny Holiday Stockings — Starting at Just $10
1. Shark Attack: Have a shark lover in your midst? Consider grabbing this plush, velvet shark stocking, which is equal parts fierce and silly (he’s wearing a little Santa hat, after all).
2. Goofy Dino: This cheerful dino stocking is ready to hold all your Christmas treats (and then some). We especially love his silly, four-toothed smile and rosy cheeks.
3. Whoville Charm: You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinc . . . especially when you’re taking Christmas gifts and ornaments, as seen on this whimsical stocking.
4. Sequin Pickles: You won’t be in a pickle after purchasing this fun stocking, which can be easily brushed over with a hand to reveal sparkly green sequins.
5. Reindeer Replacement: Move over, reindeer. Santa’s got a new mode of transportation: a dinosaur. This red stocking features an image of Santa fearlessly riding a T-Rex with a sack of gifts on his back.
6. Smiling’s My Fave: If Elf is a Christmas movie staple in your house, you’ll smile every time you see this stocking, featuring Buddy’s timeless quote.
7. The Force: Anyone who is a big Star Wars fan will love this Chewbacca-themed stocking that’s complete with a furry exterior and bandolier.
8. On the Naughty List: Pets that have chewed up more than one pair of shoes this year, please rise. This funny Christmas stocking is for you. Choose from 23 different pets (including calico cats and cairn terriers) to personalize yours to resemble your pup or cat.
9. A Christmas Story: Deck the halls (and your mantle) with this stocking, which features Ralphie Parker wearing his semi-humiliating pink bunny suit.
10. Poop Joke: No one is immune to bathroom humor, which is why this ‘He sees you when you’re pooping’ stocking will be a hit.
11. Silly Skeletons: Who said skeletons are only for Halloween? This playful stocking has a bunch of skeletons tangled up in string lights, hiding behind Christmas trees and dancing around.
12. Ya Filthy Animal: Replica Luxury Handbag Alone 2 is a Christmas classic for a reason, and this sassy stocking features Kevin McCallister’s ever-popular words to the bad guys.
13. Surfing Santa: Santa is taking a detour from the North Pole to ride some Hawaiian waves on this charming stocking.
